The library is so slow. I waited forty minutes for this woman at the 15min express PC who kept logging in with different cards. People like that are pure evil.

I can't believe I just got a DeviantArt account! DA is for cool people, like Wendi and Vivian and Mr. Epidemic. Yay!

Since I type extremely slowly, I always have my sister Wendi do it for me. I dictate. Like Napoleon. Which is why Beethoven hates him. And also might hate me. So instead of dictating, I read out loud. Mm hmm. Yeah.

Okay, so my name is Olivia but you can call me Rebschika (rebs-shee-kah) or just Reb. Or Mrs. Epidemic. Just kidding. XD

So...what to you say in a journal, now, hmm?

I am Olivia, as you are probably tired of hearing now. I am a strange little girl, as my sister puts it. I have had many gerbils (Amber, Silver, Cinnamon, Willow and Oak), various munchie fishes (Wee Wee, Samurai, Munchkin, the 'stupid fish', and helped Wendi with her brilliant beautiful fish named Sir Thaddeus Ramsey Renfeld. Which is dead. So I didn't help much.

I am also my mom's spy. I tell her about everything crazy/emo/scary Wendi tells me. I also keep Wendi from biting her fingernails and so she has good posture so she doesn't look like L. Wendi hates being called 'L', she says it's not polite to call people by their last names (Her name is Wendirah Llamaer) so she wants to be called W.

Double. U. There are two people both named U/You/Yew, however that's spelled, and together they make up W. Yeah! :3

So maybe I should talk about my characters now?

(Wendi: Try not to offend the Jewish people, okay?)

Well how am I offending them?

(Wendi: They might be a little tense because Beethoven is German.)

But he was born before Hitler, and I love my (Jewish) uncles: Uncle Gaby and Uncle Sandy! <3

So here are all my characters! Plus Sega because I own him too.

(Wendi: No you don't.)

Yes I do. We share the same brain.

(Wendi: 0_____0 Niiice.)

Louis van Beethoven: Because Ludwig is a strange name, I translated it to Louis, but I call him Louie! :3 He is a genius who writes beautiful music. Also, he is crazy and because he can't hear well, likes to scream at people. Especially his nephew Karl.

(Wendi: But we changed that, yes?)

No. Shut up and stop typing things yourself.

Louie also has an adopted daughter who is not based on Karl van Beethoven in any way! Her name is Cayl van Beethoven and she plays the violin, fortepiano, harpsicord, and the harmonica when she was very little. She likes to eat kiwi and play violin on the roof.

Then there is Sega's meanie brother Wingdegger who has a very interesting name. His wings are itty bitty tiny, but his name sounds a lot like WingDings (the font) and the Wingdigger (compost instrument used in the garden). He is a...pirate-demon-ninja-emo kid...who lives waaay down under (he has a pointy fork and horns) and does not die.

According to Wendi, time heals all wounds so even though he should have many battle scars and/or missing limbs, well...apparently he can regernerate limbs and live forever since he has no soul. He likes to lick his own blood.

Recently, he took up a job as as genie. He does a wonderful/terrible job.

...

Wendi: Hello genie. I want some cookies.

Wingdegger: Okay, here are some cookies. *poof*

Wendi: Yaaay! ^^

Wingdegger: But since I gave you something, it can't come out of no where so I have to take something else away. There goes your voodoo Paul. *poof*

Wendi: Whaaa!?! Noooooooo! Um...then can you take away my little sister?

Wingdegger: Sure. *poof* But remember the rules, kid. Here comes another little sister!

*A screaming shapeless blob appearing to consist mostly of tears and mouth apparates*

Wendi: Whaat? What the heck is this!?! Change everything back!

Wingdegger: Okay. But you know the rules. *poof* Now you don't exist anymore.

Wendi: ... How is that possib--*poof*

...

Lol.

Then there is my little mew mew character, Mew Thornberry. Who Sega hates because she is sugary pink gooey stuff and Sega is a toasted slice of bread with blueberry preserves. Mmm...preserves...

She's open for RPing since she doesn't really do much except squeal and sing.

Trish is a cute little rainbow magician in training who likes eyeballs and ice cream. She likes one of Wendi's characters, Vapor, who eats mostly soup and sleeps in 48hr shifts but who also dabbles in magic and exorsism. Trish is all Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds and Vapor's all Eleanor Rigby, cuz they both love the Beatles!

Dysmyl is Trish's maaaster. Or whatever. She has three eyes, fangies, extremely long fingers with membrane in between and a double split tail. She is not evil, but...I dunno. I need to work on her character too.

Tryste is Dysmyl's imprisoned little brother/sister. Still working on that, too.

Ricky-O the Clock Boy Wonder is exactly his name. He is a cowboy now, thnx to Wendi. No one can see his clock, so they all wonder where his clock is even though they hear him tick tock. That's the 'wonder' part in Clock Boy Wonder. He has cool hair and not cow boots. Leather is gross.

The Phantom is a wandering spirit (not a ghost) who possesses Ricky-O and tries to steal his body. No one knows how he died, but Vapor's theory is that he died without fufilling something. Maybe he never paid his taxes. The Phantom looks more or less exactly like Ricky-O except he wears a partial face mask and a tux. He also likes to lick shrimps and hide under rocks. All together now! Puff the maaagic draagon...

Then there is Mr. Epidemic who is aliiiive, Wendi, even though you killed off his character a year ago. He is allliiiiiiiive and will haunt you because you killed him.

(Wendi: A live dead guy who is clearly not dead will haunt me because he's a ghost?)

Yeah.

Wendi calls him Lucas. I call him Mr. Epidemic and Lukie but his real name is Lucas Montgomery. He's so pretty. X3

Okay, and last and somewhat least compared to Mr. Epidemic is...Sega!

(Sega: Hey! That wasn't very nice!)

(Wendi: Guess what, Seggy. We don't exist anymore.)

(Sega: Does that mean I'm in heaven? 8D I'm gunna see John Lennon and cinnamon buns are gunna fall from the sky in never ending torrents. X3)

Sega and Mr. Epidemic are almost exactly alike. Sort of.

Since Sega wears a black turtleneck and Mr. Epidemic has a white hoodie, you can invert the colors and...THEY'RE THE SAME!!!

And you can invert Sega's light tan/white pants and Mr. Epidemic's dark blue jeans and...THEY'RE THE SAME!!!

And you can invert Sega's blue hair and Mr. Epidemic's brown hair and...THEY'RE THE SAME!!!

Kee hee. Wendi and I are bloddy geniuses. ^^

Whew, that was long. I'm going to go do my homework now.


Sega is (c) to the Llamaer


Everyone else is (c) to me, Olivia.